In lieu of an "official" audiobook, this is me reading my book, _Everything Relevant Has Already Been Said_, with the occasional commentary/verbal ticks. Indications of punctuation or italicization or capitalization are, however unnecessary, purely at the author's discretion.
Susan explores the definition of Kitsch, kvetches about leaf blowers, and creates dinner out of the scant contents in the kitch-en. She also reminisces about that time she met Jerry Springer. Warning: lousy accents and singing ahead.