You will learn just a few things in this episode:
1: I am still alive.
2: I am melting (did I mention it's hot in Bali...?)
3: I would not make for a highly sensitive cultural guide. ("um...yeah, so they have these sacred religious traditions...")
4: If you've never heard of the Winchester Mystery House, you will now!
5: I lecture you for a few seconds about "obligatory Xmas gifts".
*Important disclaimer: I realize that Bali is not Bali H'ai (**I can look things up on the Google, too you know...!)
**Important disclaimer #2: That was a joke. I am actually familiar with the musical South Pacific and, as an amateur/immature "know-it-all", need you to know that I know the situation.
Welcome back!